You are a strategic thinker, manage your time exceedingly well, and can thrive in a fast-paced environment.
As you may have gathered, I'm an acolyte of Liz Ryan, founder and CEO of Human Workplace. Because, among other reasons, she says shit like this: "What is so great about working for you? From your letter, I sure wouldn’t want to work for you. You sound like a controlling person ... There are lots of other employers who may offer better job opportunities than you do and who don’t feel the crushing need you feel to dig into a job-seeker’s past."